Property Owners in South Beach & Brickell are throwing in incentives to rent or purchase their property…. People come with the unit?

by Jamey on February 26, 2009

In difficult times, it’s nice to have People Ô  around.  Miami Beach and Brickell property owners know that throwing in the “people incentive” will be an added attraction to propspective renters or buyers. 

People Ô  inventor and Brickell Condo Owner, Joe Schmo said, “ In my own condo, I am currently testing out People Ô   on the balcony.  I figure you can have them when you want them and close the sliding glass door when you don’t.  My only concern is during hurricane season, I am not sure where to put them?” 

In fact Mr. Schmo’s lovely unit comes with these two people, a man and a woman hanging out on the balcony.  “They are great to have around for parties.  Just invite over a couple of friends and you have an INSTA PARTY!”, says Mr. Schmo. 

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“The possibilities are endless”, Mr. Schmo says proudly. 

The current PeopleÔ  products include….

PeopleÔ  in the mirror without flash.
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PeopleÔ  in the mirror with flash.

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PeopleÔ  in the TV.
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 PeopleÔ  in the kitchen
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When asked “Whats next for the PeopleÔ  company”, Mr. Schmo
replied without hesitation,  “PeopleÔ  Pets of course!”. 

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Photos courtesy of South Florida MLS and this is a tribute to Jay Thompson over at:  The Phoenix Real Estate Guy.

For those who don’t get it, this is obviously a joke.  :)

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  • Thanks so much!! Glad you liked it.
  • Great piece! Certainly there are photos that just crack me up in the MLS. But those with no photos...arrrrggghhh. Love your blog!
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